The boys      The fearless leaders.       Jed

We all try to live up to the high standards of the Oyster River Pirate Company and it's leaders.

The Oyster River Pirate Company is an ever changing group of men and women who are joined by a love of fun.   Although it can't be proved,  the summer headquarters seems to be the shanties on Oyster River.  Some think the winter headquarters is some place called ABS; but it may actually be a place called Judson's some where in Maine.

To become a member you must be able to sing "A Pirate Looks at Forty" by Jimmy Buffet.


Our Mission

1. To spend as much time as is humanly possible:  boating, drinking Budweiser,  snow-mobiling, drinking Natural Lite, playing horse shoes and drinking Hot Damn.

2. To recycle as many 12 oz. aluminum cylinders as are necessary  to fund an annual "Toys for Tots" Christmas party.

3. To help each other out  when-ever and where-ever (just supply a thirty pack). 


Contact Information

Telephones:  Not Allowed.
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FAX: See Telephones.
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Postal address: Ok, we'll try again.  See Telephones.
 
Electronic mail
 
General Information: CompanyEmail
Webmaster: CompanyWebmaster
All e-mail will be promptly answered within (your guess) days.